I peeled off one of those little apple labels

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(Granny Smith #4139 Produce of USA Washington)

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and stuck it over the third eye on my forehead.

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Hardly anyone commented,

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despite the fact that I am clearly not Granny Smith.

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However, one person did mistake me

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for a banana.

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                          Defenestration Magazine (January, 2008)